The happiness of being men!

· BECAUSE nobody watching your chest when you speak of.

· BECAUSE you can buy condoms without the booths to imagine naked.

; because you can find a good job and let’s not have great back.

· BECAUSE pin you do not burn no one noticed your new haircut.

· BECAUSE wrinkles, the white hair and the belly is a charm.

· because it has no reason to shaving than the neck down.

· BECAUSE shoes never hurt you.

· BECAUSE if it likes, let beard and mustache.

· For you can burp free.

· Because when you sit, you do not need to remember what time to put it where your feet.

· because all your orgasms are real.

· Because your friends you do not break when you put the pounds.

· BECAUSE consult the phone in 30 seconds.

; because there psychanagkazesai to lug a bag full of useless things.

· BECAUSE restaurants eat all your food.

· Because the five-day holiday need only a small suitcase.

· BECAUSE queues to go to the toilet is 80% smaller.

· because it can take a bath and ready in 10 minutes.

· For there to piss you order.

· BECAUSE at 35 if you are unmarried, nobody does matter.

· because the only clock you have is that that a notice that begins the Champions League.

· Because when zochadiazesai not blame a vague hormonal tsigkoleleta expressed on the ground-mats “I am unwell».

· Because there is nothing abnormal and misunderstanding when two women have sex with each other; enough to do it in front of you.

; because marriage is the highlight of your career. You do not understand why we should be talking 6 months before and 6 months post for this half hour standing next to a wedding favor dressed.

· BECAUSE varieties of new models in cars and women continually updated.

· BECAUSE as there is life on this planet, there will always be a Sula – anakoufistra, willing n ‘you be the alternative solution.

· because in a party if someone accidentally wears the same clothes as you can comfortably do your best friend.

· Because a white shirt with collar and dressed a serious pair of shoes was, is and will always be enough.

· there is evidence that people who have visual contact with the genital their bodies are extroverted and comfortable · no tsitomenoi.

· BECAUSE Well, yes, you do not need a glass to drink water from his bottle cooler!

· because you honor.

· because it opens the jars yourself.

· BECAUSE i know how to change your tire in the car.

· BECAUSE all in your face remain in their natural color.

· BECAUSE no need to Marshall would come home because the plumber.

· Because it is necessary to remember the birthdays of others.

· BECAUSE do not have to worry whether a point is left out of the stockings; unless you’re tsolias f ‘palaces.

· Because when you break it, there is always at least one chick available, best friend girlfriend of your own, be a comfort to her in her arms.

· because when things tighten there is always a Holy Mountain, and only you know, enough.

· BECAUSE ultimately unless you like that it easy man, you always have the option to do gender reassignment surgery.